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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his
teacher picked him to answer a question.
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot
one with your gun how many would be left."
"None," replied Johnny, "'cause the rest would fly away."
"Well the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you now. If there were
three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her
cone, the second was biting the cone and the third was sucking the
cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her
finger, but I like the way you're thinking."